June 2009
13 posts
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Free Energy - Dream City →
Been listening to this one for a couple days. As the referring site says, it’s pretty much amazing.
More on the Quarter Life Crisis
me: Professor Responsibility says "Pay off debts before making new ones"
Josh: Professor Responsibility is wise. If not a pain in the ass.
me: Yeah, I try not to listen to him, but sometimes he's REALLY LOUD
Josh: He sounds like some sort of DAD.
me: He is. It's me as a dad. Maybe that's what the Quarter Life Crisis is about. Being your own dad and rebelling against yourself.
Josh: You could be right. I think it's about having had too many expectations that we'd all be rock stars and movie gods by the time we were 24. EN-TITLE-MENT.
me: But I think it's really more about our pre-24 identities striving for rockstarness through inverse actions of our parents. Then once we become the rent payers, breadwinners, trying to rebel against ourselves, which is in effect rebelling against the rebel. It all becomes feedback and we're left confused with our ears ringing.
Josh: You've left me with nothing clever to say in response. I think you're right.
Quarter Life Crisis →
It’s not often that I find solace in an article. I surely didn’t find it here. Only company.
Via Josh.
Das Rascist →
One: I’m at the Pizza Hut. ||
The Other: I’m at the Taco Bell. ||
Both (Together): I’m at that combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
Really? This thing? Yup. It is a retarded song. I use that word both for it’s cultivation of idiacy and it’s Digital-Underground-Style beats.
via Pitchfork
“Ladies and Gentlemen: This is not an automated announcement. There are a lot of...”
– A very determined F train conductor. 6:20p 6/17 @2nd Ave.
Supermarket uses your car's gas to power its... →
(found via Engadget)
Okay, so this defintely seems like an interesting idea, but I think it’s starting to get into a strange territory of found energy vs. stealing energy.
It’s basically nothing more than salami slicing. Just like Richard Pryor in Superman III, who was stealing fractions of cents off of each bank transaction, so is this grocery store.
I’ve seen similar plans...
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Super Geek Time →
The software for the new iPhones (not the new iPhone software, mind you) has hit the tubes. I can’t wait to get this thing on my phone. Just one question: If you were Apple, and you hid the 2,1 firmware under a rock called, lets say 061-6582.20090617.LlI87, where would you hide the firmware for the 1,2?
I’m pretty sure I have about a billion permutations for changing the...
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man...”
Bugs
Little Boy #1: Look how fast that bug is crawling!
Little Boy #2: Where do you think he's going?
Little Boy #1: Maybe he's going to see his girlfriend.
(Both proceed to spit on him.)
Jonases
Patron: What's all that screaming outside?
Bartender: Jonas Brothers are playing at the Fillmore.
Patron: That seems like a small venue for them.
Me: They're trying to build their indy cred.
Bartender: Really? Is that even possible?
Me: After doing a 3D concert movie? Probably not.
Tweeter
Her: Why is it called a Tweet? Shouldn't it be a Twit?
Me: Maybe, but the past tense of twit is unacceptable.