posted on 17.06.09
“Ladies and Gentlemen: This is not an automated announcement. There are a lot of people on this train, so we’re all gonna have to pull it in and let these doors close. We’ll get to Brooklyn yet.”

— A very determined F train conductor. 6:20p 6/17 @2nd Ave.

posted on 16.06.09
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt”
posted on 14.06.09 Bugs
  • Little Boy #1: Look how fast that bug is crawling!
  • Little Boy #2: Where do you think he's going?
  • Little Boy #1: Maybe he's going to see his girlfriend.
  • (Both proceed to spit on him.)
posted on 11.06.09 Jonases
  • Patron: What's all that screaming outside?
  • Bartender: Jonas Brothers are playing at the Fillmore.
  • Patron: That seems like a small venue for them.
  • Me: They're trying to build their indy cred.
  • Bartender: Really? Is that even possible?
  • Me: After doing a 3D concert movie? Probably not.
Brady found this in the park across the street from him.
Proof that Peekskill is the country.  Hawks don’t eat snakes in the city.
QED.
red-tailed (via cats and rabbits) posted on 11.06.09

Brady found this in the park across the street from him.

Proof that Peekskill is the country.  Hawks don’t eat snakes in the city.

QED.

red-tailed (via cats and rabbits)

posted on 08.06.09 Tweeter
  • Her: Why is it called a Tweet? Shouldn't it be a Twit?
  • Me: Maybe, but the past tense of twit is unacceptable.

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