posted on 22.06.09 More on the Quarter Life Crisis
  • me: Professor Responsibility says "Pay off debts before making new ones"
  • Josh: Professor Responsibility is wise. If not a pain in the ass.
  • me: Yeah, I try not to listen to him, but sometimes he's REALLY LOUD
  • Josh: He sounds like some sort of DAD.
  • me: He is. It's me as a dad. Maybe that's what the Quarter Life Crisis is about. Being your own dad and rebelling against yourself.
  • Josh: You could be right. I think it's about having had too many expectations that we'd all be rock stars and movie gods by the time we were 24. EN-TITLE-MENT.
  • me: But I think it's really more about our pre-24 identities striving for rockstarness through inverse actions of our parents. Then once we become the rent payers, breadwinners, trying to rebel against ourselves, which is in effect rebelling against the rebel. It all becomes feedback and we're left confused with our ears ringing.
  • Josh: You've left me with nothing clever to say in response. I think you're right.
posted on 17.06.09
“Ladies and Gentlemen: This is not an automated announcement. There are a lot of people on this train, so we’re all gonna have to pull it in and let these doors close. We’ll get to Brooklyn yet.”

— A very determined F train conductor. 6:20p 6/17 @2nd Ave.

posted on 16.06.09
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt”
posted on 14.06.09 Bugs
  • Little Boy #1: Look how fast that bug is crawling!
  • Little Boy #2: Where do you think he's going?
  • Little Boy #1: Maybe he's going to see his girlfriend.
  • (Both proceed to spit on him.)
posted on 11.06.09 Jonases
  • Patron: What's all that screaming outside?
  • Bartender: Jonas Brothers are playing at the Fillmore.
  • Patron: That seems like a small venue for them.
  • Me: They're trying to build their indy cred.
  • Bartender: Really? Is that even possible?
  • Me: After doing a 3D concert movie? Probably not.

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