posted on 11.06.09 Jonases
  • Patron: What's all that screaming outside?
  • Bartender: Jonas Brothers are playing at the Fillmore.
  • Patron: That seems like a small venue for them.
  • Me: They're trying to build their indy cred.
  • Bartender: Really? Is that even possible?
  • Me: After doing a 3D concert movie? Probably not.
Brady found this in the park across the street from him.
Proof that Peekskill is the country.  Hawks don’t eat snakes in the city.
QED.
red-tailed (via cats and rabbits) posted on 11.06.09

Brady found this in the park across the street from him.

Proof that Peekskill is the country.  Hawks don’t eat snakes in the city.

QED.

red-tailed (via cats and rabbits)

posted on 08.06.09 Tweeter
  • Her: Why is it called a Tweet? Shouldn't it be a Twit?
  • Me: Maybe, but the past tense of twit is unacceptable.
posted on 30.05.09

Finally I can give this video a home, and it will actually show at a decent quality!

c.2005

My sister (soon Alissa Moghtaderi, though née Elliott) is getting married this weekend!
When she met Sam, I had imaged that they met in a grocery store, so I made this little artifact from that imaginary encounter for the occasion. posted on 15.05.09

My sister (soon Alissa Moghtaderi, though née Elliott) is getting married this weekend!

When she met Sam, I had imaged that they met in a grocery store, so I made this little artifact from that imaginary encounter for the occasion.

posted on 08.05.09 Eclipse of the Sun (a play)

I’m in a reading of a new short play based on that painting.  I’m one of the headless guys. I’ll be playing it method, obviously.

$12 on May 27th, the reading follows Mare Cognitum (more info on the moon at right)

The Workshop Theater
312 West 36th Street, 4th Floor
between 8th & 9th Avenues
New York, NY 10018

Dave McGee on Eclipse:

“Not only will you get to hear the play, you’ll get to participate in it! Because this will have (voluntary only, I swear) audience participation! You’ll get to hear the play read by actual professional actors, and then you’ll get to jump in and take over any part you want, any time you want. Or something like that. It’ll be fun. Plus, My Erstwhile Roommate says “Of the stupid plays you’ve written, this one is the most coherent” (approximately). The reading will follow the May 27th production of Mare Cognitum, in the very same space and everything, and will cost $0 more than just seeing Mare, so it’s like two for the price of awesome.”

posted on 07.05.09

That guy is the coolest guy anyone ever met.

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